Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)

I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey

by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

Mathewmyniggastfu

Shut da hell up

"mathewmyniggastfu honestly man"

by OrionTheDickEnlongater May 10, 2022

Mathew Greene

He usually doesn't eat much.
Referred by his mum as a crows stomach.
But he wouldn't mind the meat of oliver lingwood.

Mathew Greene spies on playgrounds

by Mathew Greene May 24, 2022

mathe.shalvashvili

Some kid.
Here, I gave you a definition.
Be happy.

This random gamer I met named mathe.shalvashvili keeps wanting to define himself, so here it is.

by darthkotya June 16, 2022

mathe.shalvashvili

A very strange way to say "mathematics".

Jake: The mathe.shalvashvili exams today were such a pain, I'm glad it's finally over.
Henry: For real, man.

by darthkotya June 18, 2022

Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast

"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."

by Elle Bea June 22, 2022

Mathering

A male gathering

June “that’s a lot of men in the corner Of the bar”

Sue “that a mathering babes”

by Ling Ling9 June 26, 2022