Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!
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Tiffany super-appreciates my "soothing her skull" every evening after a long day, but I always make sure to just do little random scrunchies instead of wide sweeping rubbing, so as not to have said hands-lovies end up being a "mussage".
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Consists of 2 main areas, south and north of Merrik road. South of merrick road is soccer moms and the most entitled people ever. North is ok but looks like Detroit compared to the south. Also strangely republican for being in a blue state. One side you can be on a boat in your mansion, the other one you can be getting shanked by a crackhead. Obnoxious people like to rant about all American because, “ I’ve been coming here for 69,0000,00000 years and I travel from China just to come here.”
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Hanna tried telling us her Microsoft Word was standard for a macbook for hours, she was obviously massaging the language.
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