A very handsome, sexy, gorgeous, generous, kind, responsible, creative, elegant, rich, tall, fun, strong, caring, individual who loves everyone and everything around him and holds absolutely no hate within himself.
Person 1: I saw that dude helping an old lady cross the street, donate to charity, and adopt some orphans. He's so cool, I wanna be just like him!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Maybe_Majora. He's super cool.
When a college student is undecided and finally makes the decision to say “fuck it we ball” and pick an entirely random major. One could also go the extra mile and go with a double or triple major.
when you hit up a high school freshman, then they lowkey steal your mother and you catch them scissoring violently and loudly on your living room couch when you get home
Bro #1: im never speaking to my mother again.
Bro #2: why?
Bro #1: the girl I asked out earlier gave her a dirty major!
Bro #3: stop asking out freshmen, dumbass
That one girl that nobody knew and thought was weird. You started talking to her, she has a full understanding of sarcastic comedy, sorta cute, good fashion sense, but lazy. You were friends with her for too long so she doesn't take any advances seriously, even though she's never had a boyfriend.
Damn, I wish I was with that non-feminist art major right now, we'd be laughing and drinking a niceglass of white wine while discussing what would happen if an aborted fetus were put into a blender.