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Dave Madden 

Jeopardy genius who earned over $430,000 in winnings, but nobody really cared because Ken Jennings won over $2.5 million. Holds the record for the second highest Jeopardy winnings of all time.
Jeopardy fan: "I love Jeopardy! Ken Jennings is God."

Dave Madden: "What about me, Dave Madden?"

Jeopardy fan: "Dave who?"

Dave Madden: "..."
Dave Madden by jkline27 March 14, 2010
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benji madden 

The fag from Good Charlotte and father of Nicole Richie's baby.
Jasmine: OMG I totally LOVE Benji Madden?
Me: Are you on crack? He fucked a whore! He sucks major balls!
benji madden by SupaDupa Fag November 4, 2007
a madman's most prized and th'cratched possession, also one of the main reasons why da fanokie wuvs him
when da maddick is off da yahoo, da fanokie throws a hissy fit
maddick by oke December 11, 2004
a nig who everyone hates and no one wants to be friends with

thinks she’s to cool for everyone
who is that bitch over there

she’s a maddie so no on e likes her
maddie by freddieeatsass November 11, 2018

Sean Madden

A genious who is often asked if his uncle or grandfather is The "John Madden"..

He always repies with a smart comment ..but then continues his work
"HOLY SHIT its John Maddens Nephew.. right.. Sean Madden ..right..aww damn!"
Sean Madden by Mr Creepay January 30, 2009
Slightly deranged cruiser bloke
Sharper than most but lacking a few knifes.
see that maddah he's a nutter
maddah by maddah February 26, 2004

maddenfluenza 

when someone appears to lose their goddamn lives to madden...some symptoms include

dreaming about tom brady in bed with you,

beating your friends up because they cant run the ball,

trying to start a movement to make madden cards real to allow real life cheat codes

and last but not least, 1000 out of 1000 gamerscore in the xbox 360 version of it...
dude billy is like so obsessed with madden i think he has a case of maddenfluenza...i heard zack selwyn from G4 can help treat that condition

yo man my maddenfluenze has me dreaming about groping tom brady!!! sexy right?

haha you only average 1.2 yards a carry with ladanian tomlinson! now ima give you an alabama attitude lesson

you know if madden cards were real id be able to but a stephen gostkowski card and kick a ball from my house to the gas station 6 blocks away!!! make them real!

guy: hahahaha little noob i have a 1005 gamerscore stupid noob you have like 500

other guy: ya because you suck at every other game and play madden for easy achievements...face me in gears of war or call of duty 4 and you will die

guy: shut up randy moss pwns!