Michael

Short for a black guy. Sucks at hooping. Thinks he can get bitches but can’t. Use tinder for a living. Also has no drip

If you see a short black guy with no drip he must be a Michael.

by TheLaw22 January 22, 2020

Michael

A black lil shit who is all tough on xbox.But in real life snaps like a stick.A birch wood stick

That kid is so fucking skinny!is his name Michael?

by IMFUCKINGPISSINGANDSHITTING October 11, 2019

Michael

Usually Shy Of Girls And dates fat bitches

Your pulling a Michael

by Kathy serg May 21, 2018

Michael

The most annoying person you will ever meet

Michael is gay

by Johnny Johnny Johnny March 2, 2019

Michael

A fat nigga that acts all tuff and thinks he can fight and wants to fight everyone till he actually fight and get his ass beat

Michael gay he swear he hard

by Qwesadg November 14, 2018

Michael

Michael a person who is skinny but eats a lot And he look like cid from ice age

Hey u seen Cid (Person1)
U mean Michael (Person2)
Yeah He took my food (Person3)

by TK___ February 21, 2020

michael

The best character in Be More Chill. Jeremy betrayed him. But Michael still gave him red Mountain Dew because the squip is an ###

Jeremy decided to ignore Michael because he wanted to upgrade the squip.

by A A A A AA A A A A A A A AA A6 April 21, 2018