Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.

"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

Madison Meat Train

The act of filling a girl's anus with a pile of Wisconsin cow dung and then proceeding to ass bang the shit out of her while pouring melted Wisconsin cheese on the small of her back.

Seth: Hey, Kate, wanna do a Madison Meat Train on the fratio with me tonight?

Kate: Um no

Truman: Seth, that's fucking huff. (See "Huff")

Seth: *whimpers*

by David O'Callahan April 24, 2013

Small meat

Meat that is small

“Gee man, thats some small meat!”

by Welcome home my dude December 6, 2018

Will’s Meat

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.

Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.

by Squints loves daddy May 7, 2018

Meat Butter

The combination of saliva and snot dripping off your cock during a blow job cause by gagging.

After she deep throated his cock, all you could see was meat butter.

by NinjaMJS October 13, 2011

Mongolian Meat Mask

The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.

I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...

by lemmesmellyodick December 9, 2009

meat shield

n. Human flesh which obstructs the passage of a projectile (i.e. bullet) from its intended destination. The human in question does not need to be alive to perform this function.

"Die, already! Damn meat shield..."

by ATX May 4, 2006