Lunch Hostage

When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.

I was going out to eat with the Missus and my Boos held me Lunch Hostage.

by ewanders1 November 18, 2011

ludicrocracy

1. n. governing by the ludicrous.
2. n. a regime change that yields a bullshit scenario

Some girl told my friend that she wouldn't continue to "date" him unless he was dating other people. They had recently become intimate again. We established that the scenario resulted in a ludicrocracy because he only gets to sleep with this girl if he's trying to sleep with other girls but not if he's not. Also, she's still fine dating other people.

by liquicrum February 15, 2014

Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014

lunch in the South

Code for eating ass.

"Yo, if I was dating Nicki Minaj, I'd always eat lunch in the South."
"Me, too, bro, me too.

by RebelDroomzyD January 31, 2015

Lunch

The best part of the school day. Or, for unorganised students, the worst time of the day used for cramming for the next test or finishing the project due in 5 minutes.

YEAH ITS LUNCH WE"RE FFREE
Or
FUck man I have a massive bio project due next class. BUt I'm fine, I got lunch.

by RandomHighschoolerDude July 9, 2016

Lunch Money List

Lunch money list- "defined as; (at any given time)- an individual felt like taking the monetary value one possesses for payment of lunch/dinner items, he/she will do so in a swift and abrupt use of violent or intimidating force"

Wow, Pete just deadlifted 500lbs. It doesn't matter though bro, that short chode is still on the lunch money list.

by EUCBOYZ December 27, 2016

luica

Luica is the jackpot! No one is more amazing,stunning or perfekt! She is for sure the kindest,nicest,carrying,smartes girl you will ever meet!!! And she is there for you every time and helps you with everything! So if you are one of the few people who got the luck to meet her than you should not let her go! You will never find her again! And I promise you you totally need her! Also having her in your life is the best thing ever and everywhere!

Luica is number one!

by 100115e January 2, 2017