The Larney

The act of putting a cell phone on vibrate, sticking it up ones anus, and then calling it from your home phone.

Guy 1: Hey, I tried The Larney last night!
Guy 2: No way, how was it?
Guy 1: Amazing! It felt like there were bumble bees in my ass!

by El Bumbaclot January 9, 2009

Learned

A person who has lost faith in Love/relationships

"Dude that girl was such a Learned I had no hope of dating her."

by nastycheese07 November 9, 2009

learn3play

A malapropism for the internet term "learn2play" which then transfers to "Learn to Play".

Nerd 1: I owned you bitch.

Nerd 2: How did you do that?

Nerd 1: learn3play

by Nerd 3 May 1, 2006

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

learnt

Redneck for Learned

I learnt how to fix the car.

by Donnan August 28, 2003

gangsta lean

You can tell who's doing a gansta lean by how stupid they look in there cars. They are almost in the passenger seat while driving. This looks even funnier when the person is driving a crappy car like a Grand Am or some Ricer car.

I saw that kid driving his riced out Eclipse and doing a gangsta lean so I put up my finger for him. He then procedded to turn around and catch up to me by the next stoplight. I then beat his ass down in my American Camaro.

by Bryan February 4, 2006

lean

being very high from weed

"Yo I'm so lean 'cuz we smoked that fat blunt AND drank nuff juice"

by LILR1 May 3, 2008