lacrosse

anyone who conciders NASCAR a sport needs to get hit over the head with a lacrosse stick

get off your obesse ass and be a man

by OXYLAX17 November 17, 2004

Lachlan

Another word for "good snowboarder"

"wow check out that guy he just did a rodeo, that must be a Lachlan"

by poomdn February 21, 2013

lacoste

The classiest polo you can buy. They come in a rainbow of colors and should only be worn in places like greenwich, nantucket, the hamptons, and danbury

"Hey check out that kids polo, its Lacoste."

Contrary to popular belief, the Lacoste symbol is a crocodile, not an aligator, after Rene Lacoste's (old school tennis player) nickname, "The Croc"

by Preppitize me Cap'n April 6, 2005

Lacoste Intolerant

When a person refuses to wear/buy expensive clothing (ie. Lacoste, Ralph Lauren etc.). They will say that it makes them look 'preppy', and that they can find much cheaper clothing which, in fact, looks much better. They use this excuse to hide the real reason - they can't afford it.

Jeff: "Hey, like my new Lacoste polo?"
Melissa: "Why would you spend so much money on a shirt? I bought this blouse at Zellers for $7.99"
Jeff: "You're just Lacoste Intolerant, aren't you?"
Melissa: "Whatever" *Goes back in trailer*

by Satisfaction Jackson January 3, 2009

girls lacrosse

A sport similar to guys lacrosse but shouldn't even be compared because it's cooler and better. Moving on, girls lacrosse is really fun and involves a lot more grace and skill than guys lacrosse. The goalie has to be pretty awesome too because balls are flying from all directions at all hights. Girls lacrosse is a pretty sport to watch and only meant for the most athletic and coordinated girls.

#1: Did you see that girl fly down the field?
#2: Yeah, she sure is pretty and graceful, not to mention talented.
#3: It's amazing how they keep the ball in that small net, that takes coordination! They rock! All girls lacrosse players rock!

by GoalGirl589 September 16, 2006

lactcident

Accidental explosive diarrhea caused by consuming a dairy product by a lactose intolerant person.

- Yo Bob, where did you go? We searched everywhere for you at the party.
- I had to change my pants man, had a little lactcident after downing two White Russians.

by WordWhiz September 26, 2015

nick lachey

the guy who realized that no one cared about him and his shitty band 98 degrees anymore, so he married another pop star who no one cared about, jessica simpson. they made a shitty show where jessica was a dumbass, and now they're rich and famous.

and everyone still knows that jessica simpson is really dumb.

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005