by CougarCrazies August 2, 2008
Get the Kelly spontaneously showed upmug. The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.
"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"
by Tyger Lily April 27, 2014
Get the R. Kelly Blue Bookmug. legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!
ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.
omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.
thatll teach her to be a desperate cow
yeah i can get her anytine
omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.
thatll teach her to be a desperate cow
yeah i can get her anytine
by joe December 9, 2004
Get the ross o carroll kellymug. The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.
you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a
(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.
Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a
(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.
Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
by ranchdong October 3, 2017
Get the R Kelly Sharpshootermug. When you have the urge to urinate while driving, and you have a condom handy. You urinate in the condom, tie it off, and throw it out the window.
Yo man, I gotta piss. I dont wanna pull over at MLK. I'm gonna use my last rubber for an R. Kelly water balloon.
by Leydlelee November 21, 2017
Get the R. Kelly Water Balloonmug. Me: See that chick over there giving me the eyes? She's a R. Kelly All Star. In a couple of years, she's gonna be serious.
Friend: Nigga you're a pedophile
Friend: Nigga you're a pedophile
by TeflonDon March 11, 2008
Get the R. Kelly All Starmug. When u be fucking a girl, n she tryna front, n u get mad, then u fucking piss all over her fucking face
by KKKKKhhhhharrrr November 20, 2007
Get the R Kelly dat hoemug.