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Johnny Depp 

Johnny Depp is often a hot, sexy, steaming actor. However, this definition refers to the song made about him by Amy Anne.

This definition can also refer to the song made about him by Carol Medina (which is a different song with different lyrics, not a cover of the Amy Anne version)
Johnny Depp, you're deep
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
And smell the shirt in which you slept
Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp, you're hip
I'd like to bite your lower lip
And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
Johnny bear

You've got tattoos, one said "Winona"

I know
But you broke up with her
And now it just says "Wino"

Johnny Depp, you're cruel
You're the harbinger of drool
Mow my lawn without a shirt
Johnny dirt

John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEEE

Well, you like girls with foreign accents,
tiny waists, I'm not a waif,
but I could love you more than you would
Probably deserve...

Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
If you'd come to meet my mom
I'd cry a single, salty tear
Johnny dear

John A, John B, John C, John D, John EEEEEE
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Johnny Depp 

A guy who can't grow a proper beard
Johnny Depp can't grow a proper beard

Your beard is as lame a Johnny Depp's
Johnny Depp by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Johnny Hitler 

It's a funny moustache character from the Australian action comedy television series Danger 5. He's the main protaganist of Danger 5.
Johnny Hitler did nothing wrong.
Johnny Hitler by Johnny Hitler April 22, 2021

Johnny Sins

One man,many occupations.
If u need anything just call Johnny sins.
Johnny Sins by Words of truth. November 23, 2021

Johnny Test

Johnny Test is such a good friend of mine. He sucks at pool, loves trail mix, and is hilarious. He also goes by John Cena. He is weird and wants to drop out of college because he is giving up. Tell him not to. He also is a momma's boy and a pussy. He won't let people play on his phone or use any of his items. He is super stingy with money. He has many friends.
Johnny Test, I don't want you on my pool team, you suck!
Johnny Test by Yinz November 8, 2022

Johnny Cash 

A "Johnny Cash" is a slang term for a Nashville Tennesee pay toilet, often found in gas stations and bus stations.
Dude, I'll be right back, I gotta hit the Johnny Cash.
Johnny Cash by Guest149602 July 9, 2010

Johnny Depp 

The sexiest, wittiest, kindest, most talented, most generous, most stylish, and most romantic man ever!!!!! Need I say more? Well, okay, he is the SEX. He is the BOMB. He is the PERFECT MAN. There is no one like him. He is the man other men most respect and want to be. And he is the man women need and want and dream of. He is the best actor EVER. Put him in any role, and he'll be perfect in it. He is probably the most versatile actor out there!

One minus about him is that he has awful taste in women, just look at Vanessa Paradis. A truly beautiful woman who deserves him needs to come along in his life!
"You're my Johnny Depp."

"Does Johnny Depp ever age?" "No, he just doesn't. It's very interesting."

"I wish my husband was Johnny Depp! He is too sexy for this world!"
Johnny Depp by JohnnyDeppsgirl June 14, 2009