jerry-rig

To Haphazardly put together something after breaking it so that when another person goes to use it, it rebreaks appearing the other person broke it.

I super glued the vace back together and moved the coffee table closer to the door and waited for mom to come home.

by Matt Mcelhinney September 17, 2005

Jerry Springer

someone who gets "sprung" easily. Falls into crushes quickly and numerously.

Dang, that dude gets sprung so much....he must be a Jerry Springer!

by MsPrada April 29, 2009

jerryass

1. A person at a park outing that brings the exact same game pieces as someone else but forgets to mark them properly.

2. The type of person that sits in their executive suite never doing anything but playing games and making crank calls.

1. Why do we have more than one set of beanbags for Jerry S? What a jerryass, yo!!!

2. That jerryass is some kind of freak robot that does a terrible Charles Nelson Riley impression.

by Rex B. August 25, 2006

jerrydick

White individual who is completely bald, have very small dick, uneducated, therefore makes minimum wage, unable to satisfy his girl, dont get laid often, therefore his girl cheats on him with guys with brown dicks.

A homo looking baldy guy with AIDS, whos lips look like a pussy with herpes, working in the stone industry, making less than a hard working Mexican.

Baldy homo dude who sucks brown cocks for a living on 171 street and hillside ave.

Dude, did you see that jerrydick Robert Savnio? I knew he was a homo. he looks like he's got herpes from sucking homeless dicks.

so I get an IM from this jerrydick robertasavino, and all he asks me is where he can get penis enlargement. WTF dude?

robert savino is such a jerrydick, rogaine is not working for his shiny ass bald head. what a dumb fuck.

by tyler perryy June 27, 2010

Jerrime

a guy who can be nice at times but yet he can also be a complete dick head. he isnt good with relationships. but can be a good friend. dont get with them because they will hurt you emotionally.

Jerrime called her a STALKER and she barely ever talks to him anymore.

WTF JERRIME

by donthateonmyjesusswag March 5, 2011

Jerry Seinfeld

1.) An extremely unfunny comedian who's hit TV show depended on the excellent acting skills of every other character in the show as well as the writing contributions of Larry David.

2.) Anyone who gets to the top by riding on the coattails of others and claims they are the sole reason for their success.

Steve Jobs was such a Jerry Seinfeld. Good thing he's dead.

by Teepeetree November 15, 2017

jerren

Can am/jeep driving douche bag. Has molesters mustache. Has a skinny wiener. Can usually be found on Sundays mud ridin. Wants to be a cop so he can arrest the haters. Is a horrible salesmen and manager. Even with his many flaws, he is a genuinely nice guy and always tries to help a brother out.

Person 1"Look at that horrible manager"
Person 2 "awe bro he is probably a real Jerren"

by Jysm1222 November 6, 2013