Jose

Someone who is really funny, fucked up, plays a lot of UNO and DOS

Jose is very funny when he plays UNO and DOS with his friends.

by Anonymous 360 January 15, 2019

DIRTY JOSE

When you are in a connected line of sex eating each other's boners at 1am while ten girls are waiting in line for some action, harder than ever felt before in the universe with fucking all the way hahaha.

It was a Dirty Jose last night in the mansion

by Emi's fat ass March 7, 2022

wrong way jose

a person, typically an illegal alien, who rides his bicycle against traffic in violation of the law . Usually a wrong way jose will ride in low light conditions without using lights or reflectors

That wrong way jose is going to get hit one day.

by Bike Man November 12, 2009

Pulling a Jolie

When celebrities don't put in any effort into their appearance and instead rely solely on their superior genetics to make them look good.

So named due to Angelina Jolie's tendency to wear plain clothes and jewelry and still look amazing solely due to her face and body.

"Did you see that girl at the awards? Her dress looks like a prom gown and like her little sister did her makeup. She's totally pulling a Jolie."

by spinnerclotho January 27, 2012

Jodie

The man who steals a soldier's woman while he is overseas. The man who is with another man's woman while he is in prison, at work, etc....

Look at him running home so fast, he must be worried about Jodie .
Don't worry man, Jodie's taking good care of her.

by Ten Seven May 21, 2006

Jose Morales

A betting term, something that is Jose Morales is a punt or bet that is considered to be a sure thing.

Can be shortened to just Jose.

Geelong are Jose Morales to cover the line against the Bombers.

by jmorales June 16, 2010

san jose

A place with few venues for local bands, Christmas in the Park, and crazy Santa Clara cops in the next town over (which is all connected so you can't really tell).

Bad traffic and a bad nightlife.

"Hey! San Jose is 45 minutes away from SF!"

by Tzeentch February 15, 2005