irish kiss

A black eye, generally on a wife or girlfriend.

What gives, Simpson? Giving your wife an Irish kiss?

by D. Shunnery January 7, 2008

Irish Mule

It is when someone is being especially stubborn. Derived from the saying "You're as stubborn as a mule." and from the Irish being so stubborn. I'm Irish, I would know.

Dave: There is no way I will ever watch that TV show.
Scot: Why not? It's a good show.
Dave: No, I refuse to.
Scot: Come on man, don't be an Irish Mule.

by RedDevlin November 4, 2009

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

Wow, Amy is such a whore! We had our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer December 17, 2008

irish

To make a drink alcoholic.

"Hey O'C, Irish up this coke for me."

by whaler April 13, 2005

Irish Funeral

A party where you drink till you die

Guy #1: Dude, are you ready for the Irish Funeral tonight
Guy#2: I don’t know if I’ll go this time. Did you see what happened Carl at the last one?

by EPICSAUROUSREX October 5, 2018

Irish spit ball

When your fucking a girl and you finish in her vaginia, then quickly bend down and suck it all back out with your mouth.

I didn't want to have kids with Amanda so I gave her an Irish spit ball.

by Mr.Meeseekes420 December 11, 2022

irish facial

where you cum onto a girls face( after fucking the shit out of her), wait for it to dry, then peel it off

i gave your girlfriend an Irish facial

by crazy mexican May 12, 2008