Hagjag

A hag that has the moves like jagger.

Person 1:Whoa look at that hag!
Person 2:Shes got the moooooves.
Person 3:Well then she must be a hagjag.

by doggadoggadogg October 4, 2013

Cock-haggled

When a woman refuses to have sex with a male until the male does something she wants him to.

male: "come on baby lets have sex"
Female: "not until you shave your" pubes
Male: OK :(

*the male has just been cock-haggled.

by Downtown44 March 16, 2010

cunt haggle

A Cunt Haggle is bitchy attention whore that dose not understand her place and haggles for attention. She may offer any service for attention and will try to get it at the lowest price possible.

Josh: Mel offered to blow me if i would hang out with her
Kyle: she is such a cunt haggle
Or
Mel just cunt haggled me to hang out on Tuesday.

by The gravekeeper June 18, 2011

Hagrid

When you are riding your girl, doggie style, you spit on her back so she thinks you're done. When she turns around finish in her face and exclaim "Congratulations Harry! You're going to hogwarts!" and walk away.

Cody: So how was it last night?
Carver: Aw man it was great! And to top it all off I did a Hagrid. I don't think she will be calling me back!

by Kkccc1994 June 14, 2013

hagatha

My so-called maternal grandma. Total bitch lacking all self-control over her enoumous mouth (and ass-I might add).

The hagatha hates me because I have a job, and I do not have a self loathing attitude.

by Shelley the wonderful March 6, 2005

haggard

hag·gard adj.

Appearing worn and exhausted; gaunt.
Wild or distraught in appearance.
Wild and intractable. Used of a hawk in falconry.

That dude is haggard.

by Sqwash May 13, 2005

Hagenized

N. To be hotter than hot.
V. To be made look hotter than hot.

"Wow! Did you see her?!" "Yeah she's Hagenized!!"

by Jonathon October 7, 2004