Jonathon's definitions

Washougal

Washougal, Washington

Home of the most rednecks per capita than in the entire state of Washington!

Also noted, Washougal High School consists of more Tweakers, Sluts, Whores, and Stoners than any other in Washington!

Two wonderful records!

Rumor has it Washougal got its name from the Native Americans.

A white guy had an Indian wife, that never bathed. Finally the Indian cheif got fed up, and went to the white man and said "Washa you gal", hence Washougal!

Proper pronunciation is Wash-oo-gul.

Also known by the locals as "The Shoug"

Dude, you live in Washougal? Pass the speed man!

by jonathon September 18, 2005

sand coon

Racist term for an Arab looking individual.

He blasted that mother fuckin' Sand Coon to meet his 72 Virgins!

by jonathon September 25, 2005

Hagenized

N. To be hotter than hot.
V. To be made look hotter than hot.

"Wow! Did you see her?!" "Yeah she's Hagenized!!"

by Jonathon October 7, 2004

boneless brown trout

Terd, crap, shit, dump, log, poop

There are plenty of Boneless Brown Trout in that river!

by jonathon September 14, 2005

doggerel

The scientific term forr a dog's red rocket

OMG! that dogs red rocket is gross.

by jonathon December 1, 2003

The Shoug

Local slang for Washougal

Hey man, the Shoug is the place for the tweak!

by jonathon September 18, 2005

ekdumvella

an arse scratching nitwit whos got nuthing else to do the whole day.

geeeeeeeez peter is ekdumvella you can hear the wid whistling thru his ears.

by jonathon April 14, 2005