It's not going to happen...

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.

Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...

by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again January 1, 2008

happi

A sort of mix between satisfied, content, happy, and joyful.
Used mostly in chats or text-based communication.

I am so happi today!

by p-twist April 5, 2009

happy birthday

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

by Me. October 10, 2004

happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks

Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.

He was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks when he found out he'd won the lottery.

by Steve-Oh November 18, 2004

happier than a pig in shit

Background: Coming from the fact that a pig is generally happier in it's own environment - it's own faeces (Makes tastier and tenderer Bacon and Sausages...)
Def: Where one person is extremely happy in the environment they find themselves in

Parachuting into the Playboy hot-tub and finding that their Sun-tan lotion boy is off for the day and they need a new one to oil them up... Expression comes into play when the job is at least 5 mins underway...

by Robert May 16, 2004

happy pills

1. Ecstasy, MDMA. Happy pills, yo. Aka bombs, thizz, e, xtc, x. The best thing ever created by man kind.

2. Any anti depressant, either MAOI or SSRI.

Don't mix happy pills. Ecstasy and MAOI anti depressants can cause death, and Ecstasy with an SSRI just kills the effects.

Fuck man, I went to this rave and someone hooked me up with the best happy pills. I was hugging couches for 5 fuckin hours.

by Strayphoenix6 March 14, 2008

no haps

Not going to be happening

Is that party still goin down on Saturday?
No haps, everybody's busy.

by madness116 October 11, 2006