greener pasture 

a better or more exciting job or place

A lot of scientists are seeking greener pastures abroad because of the scarcity of opportunities at home

greener pasture by Atom12345 January 6, 2010

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

Green Penis Grandma Cookie by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Red Greened 

Fixing something with tape. Usually, it referes to someone who fixes everything with tape

She came into his room and noticed he must be a lazy asshole cause everything in his room was Red Greened.

The shitty boyfriend Red Greened her car and booked it to his whore's house.

Red Greened by Anaise November 18, 2005

the green apples 

diarrhea; short for "the green apple splatters." Can also be referred to as "the green apps."

Ugh, I had the green apples all night last night.

the green apples by catjackson October 16, 2008

Anna Green 

Closely related to a molly green but blond.

First girl: I'm a Molly Green!

Second girl: You can't be, since Molly Greens are brunettes!

First girl: Well call me an Anna Green and get me some highlights!

Anna Green by someonesomeoneelse March 29, 2009

drilling green 

when you consume so much 420 good good CUSH that you end up BONING your best bros!

My homies and I were drilling green until my ex wife came in, then we were drilling pink

drilling green by PoorMan’sBBB March 4, 2022

texts go green

Drake’s beautiful attempt to bless his audience with such greatness on his album Honestly, Nevermind. Texts go green is simply referring to an Imessage being sent but it turns green rather than blue inferring one has been blocked.

Drake - “Texts go green, it hits a little different, dont it?”
P.S. - Honestly, Nevermind was a great album, stop the hate and appreciate greatness.

texts go green by KingmfK August 11, 2022