Anna Green

Closely related to a molly green but blond.

First girl: I'm a Molly Green!

Second girl: You can't be, since Molly Greens are brunettes!

First girl: Well call me an Anna Green and get me some highlights!

by someonesomeoneelse March 29, 2009

Molly Green

A hot, innocent girl with perky +2s and a Brazilian wax.

First guy, "Yo, did she put out last night?"

Second guy, "Nah man, she's such a Molly Green. I don't care though, she's fukin' hot! Can't wait to tap THAT!"

First guy, "Hear hear!"

by Someonesomeoneelse December 23, 2008

Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal Lichties

Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.

Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."

Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012