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Christmas Goose

A sexual act, or acts, that aim to impress and satisfy someone in bed. When you take a girl home and give her the Christmas Goose, you do your best in bed and pull out all the tricks.
#1: It was his birthday so I gave him the Christmas Goose.

#2: Bro did you give that girl at the bar the Christmas Goose?

No man, That girl didn't deserve the goose!
by BrOsKi April 9, 2013
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goose button

a clever term used to describe those who beleive they are always right. also can be used to describe a significantly smelling excretion from a male goose
Gee alyssa, that richard is a real goose button!
by yoyoyo17 April 6, 2009
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Goose Nip

A nickname parents use for their YOUNGEST son or daughter. Goose Nip refers to the most feisty and mischievous sibling who has to be fearless to survive because he or she is the smallest. This child will often go into intimidation mode with his or her bigger siblings like a angry goose chasing people at the park.
Everytime there’s trouble he’s always right in the middle of it . He’s such a goose nip!

My little girl is definitely a goose nip with her cousins. She is so bossy I swear she’s gonna grow up with no friends.
by splashmaverick January 31, 2018
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Monster Goose

A very potent mixture of high amounts of grey goose and a fair bit amount of green monster energy drink. This drink will get you bivered / gooned / FUCKED / and black outs may be caused on your own discretion.
Man , I just drank a monster goose, and im F;n bivered BRO

WOW WTF happened last night, i got bivered at Todds house from Monster goose's
by big_tings_poppin May 14, 2011
mugGet the Monster Goosemug.

goose noodle

When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.
by Amber? April 3, 2017
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goose trump

A political statement that plays or people's fears or anxieties.
by smjgJsbjgsm November 1, 2018
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Brown Goose

When you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger.
Yesterday, I was wiping my ass and I brown goosed myself.
by J_Wayne January 28, 2017
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