Fuck a Goat

Just something random to say to break an awkward silence or just to say to make things random

person 1 : whats up?
person 2 : playing video games. you?
Person 1 : nothing much
person 2 : ...fuck a goat

by a dude... uh yeah that dude July 14, 2011

goat show

An event that is boring and/or lacking an attractive female presence.

This party is a goat show.

by Panties May 13, 2005

Goated on the sticks

Someone who is very talented at fortnite using a controller usually considered the G.O.A.T. or Greatest of all Time on the sticks.

Kyle: Yo did you die to that TTV kid cranking 90s?
Tyler: Yeah that's TTV FixuhL kids goated on the sticks.

by derived squirrel December 5, 2019

Skullfucked with a goat

Somewhat in relation to regular skullfucking, the popular pasttime of many men. This version involves picking up a rather large male goat and ramming it through your unfortunate friends eye socket. This may result in serious injury or death, but who the fuck cares...ITS SKULLFUCKING WITH A FUCKING GOAT!

Male 1: "Dude, did you hear about Tina?"

Male 2: "No man, what happenned?"

Male 1: "She died this weekend, man. It was pretty terrible. See, all her friends are over there crying for her."

Male 2:"Dude, how bad was it?"

Male 1: "She got skullfucked with a goat man! They are still pulling it out!"

Male 2: "What should we do about her friends?"

Male 1: "Well, theres a goat farm about 2 miles down the road..."

by Josiah Munger October 5, 2006

goat rodeo

An emergency situation that goes extremely bad.

Last night we had a real goat rodeo; it's the weekend payday syndrome.

by Duckbutt April 27, 2006

goat neck

a tall skinny kid with poor cordination and usually runs track.

greg braidy.

god taylor, jimmy, steve fournier, and chirs pool are all such goatnecks

by big tim August 24, 2004

goat heart

when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.

not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.

by thedudeman May 26, 2004