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Gloving

The art of giving glove lightshows. :')
Shit... Ha-Ha and Yoshie just did a tag-team lightshow for me. I was just melting.. They're some fuckin experts at gloving. PLUR!
by ssstaxxx July 15, 2010
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Glommer

Someone who steals or is quick to act greedy.
Me: I made 6 cheese burgers and put them over there. Where the hell did they go?

My sister: Mike "the glommer" must have glommed them. You can't leave anything around him.

Me: Hes so grimey.
by Crystella Marie April 22, 2009
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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

A game that doesn't require any skills to be good at, all you need is a good inventory. You should have one of your several Karambit knives equipped at all times and inspect it in game whenever possible to ensure that anybody who is spectating you is aware that you are aware you're being watched and you are absolutely showing off that extremely pricey knife you own.

Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. Fu­ck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.

While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.

You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.
Yo bro, check out my new StatTrak Karambit Slaughter that I unboxed on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It only took me 978 keys!
by JuannyBravo September 19, 2014
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global warming

A theory, that the inflammation of "greenhouse" gases will produce a "greenhouse effect" keeping the Earth's temperature up. It's a really good cause, to prevent this from happening, but most people do not know that in Washington D.C., (my teacher told us this) the people are lobbying the oil, so that we always need to use the oil because of the money involved. And that's what it's all about. Money. If it weren't for those lobbyers, (I hope I spelled that right) we could switch to something that would prevent global warming from happening. But no. It's all about money. Doesn't anyone care about what will happen if we don't prevent this global warming, also known as climate change, from happening? Some things that may happen are the following:

The depletion of the ozone layer

Glaciers will melt because of the temperature increase since the Industrial Revolution. Over the last 100 years, the temperature has increased approximately 0.6 Fahrenheit. Over the last 4 decades, the arctic ice pack has lost about 40 percent of its thickness.

Some ski resorts would have to resort to making their own snow. Ski resorts would have to have shorter seasons and in southern Ontario, the length of the ski season would be cut in half by 2080.

In the near future, the sea level would rise 55 meters.

The melting of the polar ice caps.

Many, many species in Australia's Great Barrier Reef will die out because of a few degrees of climate increase.

~Constance. February 12, 2005.
I really believe in preventing global warming. For more information, you may go to one of my websites, www.neopets.com/~tailofthelily (don't ask, I needed to create a simple webpage)
by C.C. February 12, 2005
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glory hog

a person who takes all the glory for himself.
Bernard Montgomery from the movie, "Patton", is a glory hog.
by jsv November 18, 2007
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gloryfuck

(v) to engage in sexual intercourse with a seemingly unattainable person, with the aim of achieving status and recognition from one's peers
"I would gloryfuck the shit out of Amie!"

"Brenda's not that hot, but she's definitely a gloryfuck."
by BingBobby August 14, 2009
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Global Shlomo

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.
That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.
by Volksgeist July 21, 2018
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