fubby

A less traditional, and perhaps more endearing, name for one's fiancé. Often used by those who prefer a non-traditional view of everything wedding-related. A combination of the words "future" and "hubby" (short for husband).

My fubby and I went out to a romantic dinner to celebrate our engagement.

by Be Nice. Creator January 22, 2009

funky bake

The gross sweaty feeling and odor one has when waking up in the morning after passing out drunk the night before with all their clothes on.

Funky because you stink; bake because it's hot as Hell.

Ashley: "I was so drunk last night"

Jess: "Ya, you totally were. Girl, why you stank so bad?

Ashley: "I passed out on my lawn at 3 AM and funky baked till 2 this afternoon."

by Smashica Scharborough May 3, 2010

c'mon kiki that was funny

Phrase popularized by the recent Starburst commercial. Used to elicit laughter, sometimes after a joke, sometimes at random. Usually said in deeper voice than normal.

Girl one: I think I sat in poop.
Silence.
Girl two: C'mon Kiki that was funny.

by 4evabig March 16, 2008

funny sex terms

Hot Mike-The act of crossing you legs indian style and being able to do a handstand at the same time while taking a shit and letting it roll down your back and balance the shit on ur neck

Instead of using the bathroom mike gave him self a hot mike to use his shit as entertainment

by C March 15, 2005

Funky Chicken Sock Rock

When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!

My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.

by I<3sockrock October 19, 2007

funky

Smelly, stale.

Open the window, its kind of funky in here.

Leave those funky socks outside.

by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

Fubby

The true definition of fubby is that it has no definition. There is, however, one exception; it is the feeling you get after a dentist visit when your mouth has been numbed. It's great!

My lip is extremely fubbified.

by noot(er) October 7, 2004