fucktard 

absolute retard, like a retarded retard basically.

teacher - "how do you spell cheese?"
ross - "B.U.M.S.M.E.L.L."
teacher - "don't be such a fucktard..."

fucktard by scottdastalker May 3, 2011

Fucktard 

Fucking &retard
Evan Carmody and Ethan Cotter

Evan and Ethan ye fucktards!

Fucktard by pussydestroyer15 January 4, 2015

fucktard 

an total fuckin retard

john mother fuckin kerry

fucktard by oliver lang (badass pro paintballer) December 5, 2006

President Fucktardiprompter 

Barrack Hussein Obama a.k.a. Barry Soetoro a.k.a. Barry Obama Jr.

Goofus: Did you see our President's speech last night? I cried I was so moved. He's so articulate. I have black friends, you know.

Gallant: No, I watched the falsely elected President Fucktardiprompter read from strategically placed screens out of view with pre-written speeches scrolling on them.

All he does is plagiarize Martin Luther King speeches or Deval Patrick speeches anyway.

President Fucktardiprompter by Northbridge January 22, 2011

fucktard 

...probably you if you go home and say to thyneself...
"hey i'll put my friend's name on this site, because everyone knows who (insert name here) is.
AND\OR
People who are too pussy-ish to wear real words on their clothes (see below).

"You are a fucktard"

"Dead baby jokes are offensive sick and cruel"- "shut up you fucktard!"

"Check out the fucktard wearing FCUK"

fucktard by Royal Steve (saviour of the omniverse) March 12, 2004

Fucktard 

really stupid, dumb as fuck

who play GTA is really a Fucktard

Fucktard by Anonymous May 13, 2005

fucktard 

A person who has done something so unbeliveably stupid that it cannot be described with words......only extremely retarded actions

A combinitaion of the word fuc.k and retard.....fuc.k meaning sex or tone of stupidity.......retard meaning slow and stupid.

I cant believe he ran into the traffic, what a fucktard

when he stuck his and in the alligators mouth all i could say was " what a fucktard"

fucktard by JOSHY THE JEW January 3, 2006