My little pony

if your girlfriend is really hot and small

Kid - "My little pony is so damn hot."
Other Kid- "Dude she is. Can i munch on your tit tats?"
Kid- "Oh behave!

by Biggy Horse my nips November 12, 2009

Sunshine Rainbow White Pony

An innocent song that people joke about because it sounds like the fabled n-word.
Also, it actually bops.

"Yo, search up sunshine rainbow white pony and go to 1:00."
*searches it up*
"Bro, wtf..."

by TheRealSta1k3r December 01, 2020

ONE HORSE PONY

When a woman manipulates the phallus of a male equine, and holds the ejaculate in her mouth and then spits it into the anus of another woman, who then defecates the semen into a coffee cup where it is served to the first woman's grandmother.

Hey bro I heard Nancy and Tracy did one horse pony last night, her grandma loved it.

by DogFace Pony Soldier December 23, 2020

dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?

Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.

by $lapaho March 06, 2021

Dog faced pony soldier

Something a moron or idiot says after receiving an unexpected answer to a question

idiot: have you ever been to a caucus?
woman: Yes.
idiot: No you havent. Youre a lying "dog faced pony soldier"

by iambrandon46 July 13, 2022

fur ride ponys

a guy who likes to have sex with guys who have harry asses

that shawn really likes those fur ride ponys

by apollo2 March 17, 2008

Let's Get This Pony in the Water

When you need to start a podcast but the margaritas have turned your brain into Michael Scott, and this is all you can muster. You just got that pony in the water.

Moving on let's get this pony in the water and discuss this weeks episode of sister wives!

by Nikkiwash3r3 April 02, 2022