brewer's flop

An inability to obtain and/or maintain an erection, as a result of an over-consumption of alcohol.

Almost got head of that blonde bird last night. Shame brewer's flop killed my chances.

by robbo6124 July 28, 2010

D-flop

The fact that your dick has ceased erection, due to the lack of stimulation.

Her head was so whack it legit made my D-flop.

Now way im gonna D-flop, when her titts are that big.

by Makxxx December 17, 2011

Filipino Flip Flop

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.

Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!

by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024

Belly Flop Man

The 200 something pound Guy who makes a mark for only doing BELLY FLOPS OF THE "DIVING BOARD" and piwers through the Red marks he gets and does it more than twice. He also gets praised for doing the Belly FLOPS and lowering through the Big RED MARKS he gets.

Did you see Belly Flop Man he is being so awesome, he's doing BELLY FLOPS for our amusement I love him. I wish I had the coujrage and confidence he has.

by THE.GOD.OF.RANDOMNESS December 5, 2018

Flop a duke

Needing to take a poop

Hurry home, I've got to flop a duke!

by Molly0305 November 12, 2016

Flop out

When your fish commits suicide and jumps out of its bowl.

Having a fish funeral today, poor lil beta did a flop out on me.

by Helltagged October 14, 2022

Flop

The phrase used to describe a person who goes into public and has problems doing regular tasks such as conversations, loading dishes, or anything that requires exertion due to being very, very highly intoxicated on marijuana.

These kinds people are not intentional in there actions and are fun to hang around to laugh at, but will need to be constantly looked over so they don't get arrested or hurt.

You can usually prevent the cops being called on them by explaining to witnesses that your friend has severe autism.

Employee: Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?

Flop: hey whats up bro. what's like the very best thing you have here man.

Employee: Well, I like the number 7.....

Flop: oh dude hey do ever wonder whats on the other side of the moon? i bet there are like aliens up there bro. ive seen documentaries about it. it was pretty enlightening.

Employee: Ok, what would you like?

Flop: wait what? oh, I want a bean burrito with extra cheese and extra hot sauce please.

Employee: We don't sell that here sir.

Flop: thanks, you too.. *Pulls forward at next window*

Employee: But you didn't ord... What a flop.

by Soupy Donkey December 8, 2016