smoke a fatty

to kill any fat person who cuts in front of you in a lunch line

Guy 1: That fat guy just cut line, you just gonna take that?
Guy 2: Hell no. I'm about to smoke a fatty

smoke a fatty by TheInfamousTyler February 17, 2010

half-fatty

Someone who is fat, but you cannot tell until they remove their shirt. Most half-fatties are only half fat because they are lazy and eat hot pockets.

No one wants to date Bryan because he is a half-fatty

half-fatty by d-frank April 17, 2007

Cincinnati Fatty 

Close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer. However, this variation involves the consumption of a 3 day old large log of feces.

A super obese woman treated me to the contents of her bowels after I asked for a Cincinnati Fatty.

Cincinnati Fatty by you want spicy January 12, 2006

big fatty 

a big fatass that cannot get off his/her fucking couch....to use the shitter..Often wines about doing housework, going outside, and doing work out activites.. they think Halo or The Sims 2 is a fucking job because they move their fingers.
Likes to eat everything in site, doesnt give a shit if they break down your car, couch, etc etc etc. Theres probably some ancient shit ingrown in their titty flap, or fatass crack.

*Kate: Hey John, Can you please get up so i can find the remote?

*John: No i'd rather sit on my fatass.

2 hours later...big fatty leaves

*Kate: I really need the remote!!

Kate finds remote, in a pile of shit, in the fucking toliet.

big fatty by darrianhayleyr April 4, 2009

tight-fatty 

A female with dumps like a truck, truck, truck and thighs like what, what, what. Defined more clearly by a cute (but not awesome) face, large (sometimes massive) breasts, and a round (usually enormous) midsection, weighing between a buck-fitty and a deuce and a half.

Ty: Good lord look at that whale!
Chris: That's a huge bitch!
Zach: She just picked her nose and ate it!
Jamie: Guys, that tight-fatty is my girlfriend.

tight-fatty by Andrew Holcomb Davidson January 13, 2009

muva fatty 

A BBW with a nice "Fatty" curvey colorful cutie with a good sense of humor and a poppin personality. Loves unicorns. Get you a muva fatty

Girl: yo fatty ! You a sexy unicorn

Girl: Damn fatty, can I get some of that fatty
Muva Fatty : A BBW Unicorn

muva fatty by Fatfat0204 June 18, 2018

Catch a Fatty 

Term adopted during a jog or run used to describe the targeting and chasing as a fat person.

Be careful not to aggravate the 'fatty' however, since this may result in being the victim of a Casey Heynes-style attack.

Runner: I'm going to catch a fatty.

Fatty: I am unable to evade since I'm full of chocolate.

Catch a Fatty by Certainly Not Jack April 6, 2011