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fart skimmer

A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.
Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.
by 1kd49sldk3 August 18, 2010
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fart booster

extreme gas coming out your ass!! often used for stepping your game up in any athletic sport
FART BOOSTER with mah michael jordan shoes on!!

DAYUMMM i just fart boosted your ass!!
by ANGIEISAW3SUM May 24, 2009
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Barn Fart

1). A hideous gaseous odor resembling chewed cow cud and wet feces.

2). A human emission combined of all the smells that emanate from a horse's, pig's, sheep's, donkey's, and cow's anus.

3). A tangy fart that drops anyone in an instant. Flies are born out of thin air and simultaneously drop dead from the stench.
"I was walking down the hall and this chick had a goofy grin on her face. I had no idea what was coming until it hit me. She let out the stinkiest barn fart. I immediately blacked out."
by BarnFarter June 22, 2012
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cheeto fart

A fart that burns really bad; usually from eating hot cheetos.
Friend:Dude my fart hurt so bad!!
Me:Did you eat hot cheetos?
Friend:yea
Me:thats a cheeto fart
by Whynot26847 November 13, 2017
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eye fart

The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.
by Philfee November 30, 2013
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Dumb Fart

someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks
that dumb fart of my boss fired me today,dumb fart is forever shouting
by fujilet January 5, 2008
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fart linking

When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.

This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”
by Trodan October 1, 2020
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