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english or spanish

Yo english or Spanish

They say
"English"
or
"Spanish"
Then reply
"Who ever moves first is gay"
by DawnOfEclipse June 9, 2024
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The English

The most common plague in 25% of the world
1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?
by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021
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English double plugging

Where a female and male are enjoying the 69 position. The female gently polishing the males bell end, the male is flicking the females love bean whilst pounding her vagina with a vibrator set on the lowest speed. As the female starts to climax, without warning the male deep throats her causing her to gag. The male pulls out, spin 180 and as the female is gasping for air the male rams his knob up her vagina and pounds away whilst the vibrator is still inserted. (the double plugging) For an added twist as the males performing the double plugging he should flick the vibrator on to high speed.
Dave - Pete I gave Sarah a proper seeing to last night with a english double plugging.
Pete - Whats that ?
Dave - We were 69ing which was fun.. when i found her vibrator under the pillow so thought 'why not' and started working her wet with that. Man did she get a suprise when i deep throated her before spinning and double plugging her with my penis. She went wild as my penis and ball were vibrating in her then i flicked to vibrator to high speed whilst spatting my load up her.

Pete - did she enjoy it...?
Dave - Well she was climaxing whilst trying to grab a breath.. i should think so!! But who cares..i did.
by Snookered August 27, 2017
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Englisher

Wow Juliet, you’re a great englisher.
by jacobioussarorious December 10, 2021
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English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.
"I gave mother some English marks last night"
by ingleesh September 16, 2020
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English Salmonella

English Salmonella is an act of food poisoning due to complete lack of seasoning. Take precautionary measure to season your food with salt, pepper, and spices to prevent sickness. Few of the symptoms that can be cause are lost of appetite, nausea, lingering tastebuds, and depression.
"James, you are aware that not seasoning your food will cause you to suffer the english salmonella?"
by Dozzy Bullet November 21, 2024
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English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.
Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.
by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021
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