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Demons are raping my english

When you mess up your words when you are talking (constantly or occasionally)
dude while i was in my e-engl-lish *studders*
Friend: dude what are you saying
ugh Sorry bro demons are raping my english

Sky the English Muffin 

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.
She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.

god of English 

it’s basically tommyinnit, as he said on his birthday stream, it’s not Shakespeare.
Friend: “tommyinnit is the god of english
Me: “I know, he said haiajwjsu is a word”

American English

The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.
English: Colour
American English: Color

English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor

English: realise
American English: realize

Putting English on the ball 

When I went to San Francisco, I heard some guys were playing pool. They put backspin on the ball, and someone said 'Nice English'. I enquired, and found out that putting English on the ball means putting backspin on it.
"Sweet. You put so much English on that ball it went all the way back up your cue and in your mouth."

Olde English Bulldogge 

A recreation of the original victorian age Bulldog of the 17th and 18th century. See definition for "Bulldogge"
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