Xavier Valentino Edwards

Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.

New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?

Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess

by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018

blake edwards

A teenager with a very large penis and makes every girl wet just by looking at them

Look it’s Blake Edwards
I heard he has a huge dick.omg he just looked at me and I knew wet now

by Bigdong19-9 January 11, 2018

austin edwards

Awesome and amazing. Someone who loves soccer and is a great person at heart.

Austin Edwards is very hot.

by JamesBond000000000000000000000 January 12, 2018

Team Edward

if you support edward you're wrong!

team edward is horrible (This post has been brought to you by #TeamJacob)

by MamaOvi January 6, 2020

Katie Edward

Object
Often boring and struggling with bodily hair and lack of the ability to do a normal task. May have a thicc arse

Verb
To drink a lot of alcohol and deny there is any addiction

‘Katie Edward’ has no tits
This girl resembles the celebrity that is katlyin edwardo

by Large_Oxen69 April 3, 2020

Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

Ewan Edwards

This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.

See that guy over there, he’s definitely a Ewan Edwards

by Kidsforlife March 5, 2020