voodoo dildo

a dildo that is entirely controlled by voice starting with voodoo dildo followed by the sexual command

yeah right voodoo dildo my ass!

by anal*smear August 21, 2008

donkey dildo

a dildo that is so massive, it feels like you're being fucked by a donkey.

"go suck a donkey dildo"

by miggertron July 22, 2014

Dildish

Someone that is very sexual with sex toys...

Why are you sucking on that dildo you are so dildish?

by Googlove92ish December 26, 2007

dildoplex

An array of three of more dildos used simultaneously.

With your dildos combined....I...AM.......DILDOPLEX!

by Rory N. March 18, 2008

Dildork

A guy who strikes up conversations with you at the XXX store, unabashedly and follows you around. This makes you cling to your gay friend and it grosses him out.

I was looking at a Kama Sutra when a dildork asked me if I was finding everything OK and he didn't even work there.
The downfall of being beautiful? Some dildork is wanking right now because of you.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Dildo time

1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs up behind people and butt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. Also, Dildo time needs to said in an Indian accent

2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'

(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)

Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*

by Poobumlurtz June 1, 2009

dildobrain

A male of ultra-low intellect, who is usually drug addicted, who bangs anything that moves.

That loser is such a dildobrain.

by borzoibob January 21, 2013