by Geoff January 2, 2006
Get the front shelf diseasemug. An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".
Marty loudly proclaimed to the masses watching his dominance on the netball court, "I am a legend". To which the girls replied, "No, you are an African bum disease".
by Zechariah-Jebadiah May 16, 2015
Get the African bum diseasemug. Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.
by Stern-a-holic May 10, 2004
Get the Mad Cow Diseasemug. Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂
by mattttyj July 27, 2014
Get the Jacob schneider's Diseasemug. A nymphomaniac.
"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."
"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.
"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."
"Oh No." Says the friend.
"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.
"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."
"Oh No." Says the friend.
by Joe. Kerr March 31, 2009
Get the Cock-In-Mouth Diseasemug. When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.
by Lainaaa December 30, 2008
Get the Textually Transmitted Diseasemug. A whore that sneezes repeatedly.
by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012
Get the Sneezing Whore Diseasemug.