by Geoff January 03, 2006
An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".
Marty loudly proclaimed to the masses watching his dominance on the netball court, "I am a legend". To which the girls replied, "No, you are an African bum disease".
by Zechariah-Jebadiah May 14, 2015
Something all those bitches have on that TV talk show,"The View" Especially Star Jones, that big fat-ass sloppy chicken eating she-male and also that fucking Joy Behar, who should be shot for simply being the most stupid cunt ever.
by Stern-a-holic May 11, 2004
Jacob schneider's Disease is the inability to be able to not use emojis. if you have it, you may experience the over excessive need to use emojis in every single setence you type. 😂😂😂😂
by mattttyj July 27, 2014
A nymphomaniac.
"Hey, i hear that girl over there is quite sick."
"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.
"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."
"Oh No." Says the friend.
"Whats wrong with her?" the friend asks.
"She has a severe case of Cock-In-Mouth Disease."
"Oh No." Says the friend.
by Joe. Kerr April 01, 2009
When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.
by Lainaaa June 28, 2007
A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.
-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"
by Fat Val Kilmer March 07, 2014