My idea for a chocolate cookie with my semin and whipped cream beetween the two if you take it you'll be hearing from someone.
by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
by Bill Simonsonson November 9, 2019

A cream pier is a man associated with the name matt and can cum for substantial amount of time causing you to be covered in jizz.
by King Nick Crompton May 7, 2018

by Da_woken_soul September 12, 2019

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.
by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

“That ice cream is so sweet, John...where did you get it?” “From my pusher down the street, he always sells good stuff”.
by sneekoz October 20, 2022

A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.
by JCan930 July 7, 2011
