by Verysoggywaffle April 15, 2021
1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs
by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018
“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”
by Bill Simonsonson November 10, 2019
“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating last night, I totally cream tied myself. “
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but totally gave her a cream tie.”
by Bill Simonsonson November 10, 2019
When you nut on your girls stomach then slap the cum puddle with your dick resembling a beaver slapping the water with its tail.
by koth koth January 26, 2018
A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.
by JCan930 July 07, 2011
When performing anal sex without lube and the recipitent's asshole begins to bleed then mixing with the semen in their asshole resembling the filling of a cream egg.
by cyph shaves his armpits May 17, 2019