A Human chode

Is a person much wider than they are tall

Jack is A Human chode

by Eddie 777 October 18, 2021

Kezang norbu choden

A person to whome i can spill all the tea with no fear of others knowing

Talks alot but its fine

Kezang norbu choden brought a book

by _yee.shay June 21, 2022

chode

A Penis that looks like a water bottle cap.

Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"

by cho-de April 18, 2003

Chode Smoker

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.

CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..

by SAMcal May 24, 2007

chode face

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass

pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces

by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006

chodemobile

1: A Scion Xb
2: Any tricked out rice-burner driven by a chode. Gays are exempt.

1. Why do you drive such a chodemobile? It's embarrassing.
2. Look at the chode driving that Scion Xb. Oh, never mind, I think he's gay.

by Ivan Stratego June 12, 2006

Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.

1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.

by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012