Compuper

A geneis way of saying computer

I love compupers!

by Unblockabl January 11, 2021

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

Computron

A superior or 'cooler' way of referring to your computer.

Dude, my computron is faster than God.

by Wattsington June 17, 2008

Computor

Used when someone is unfamiliar with a computer, or computer related project.

OH GOD WUT, HOW THIS GET HERE. I AM NOT SO GOOD WITH COMPUTOR.

by The village moron January 7, 2010

computarded

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

by JRGreen May 22, 2008

Computard

Someone who is computer illiterate

Man you're such a computard, don't you know how to copy and paste.

by Axerty November 1, 2004

Computerly challenged

Describes people who are above the level of computer illiterate, but still have problems grasping basic functionality on a PC.

You have to unzip the file before you can open it! Oh my god mom, you're so computerly challenged.

by norwegianNerdfaces April 24, 2016