Squeeze one out like a commando

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.

Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.

by Frempt November 25, 2009

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 31, 2006

Comment Attention Whore

A person who comments on a post and doesn't feel like their post got enough praise, thus comments again for people to notice them.

Joe Blow is feeling sad
Douche: cuz your gf dumped you? haha.
Jill: Feel better!
Larry: Cheer up dude!
Douche: get a life loser!
Hilary: Wow Douche, screw off you comment attention whore. Where do you find these assholes Joe?

by Studwalker November 26, 2009

No comment

It means yes

Young Nigga: you tryna get nutted on?
Homosapien: No comment

by Jack Me Coff January 14, 2018

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando

The sequal to the best platform game ever made- Ratchet and Clank.

Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando is a lot harder then the first one.

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003

blind comment

A statement in a discussion or post to a forum thread where the speaker is either oblivious to the conversation or is blatantly misunderstanding the facts. Can be used with an appropriate expletive in the middle of the term.

Ted: "Hey, Ned! Have you seen my car keys?"

Ned: "My fingers smell funny..."

Ted: "WTF kind of blind comment was that? Blind ass comments like that just prove you are such an effing tard!"

by Qu137Ch405 April 15, 2008

msn MySpace comment junkie

someone who trawls through random strangers' msn MySpaces, leaving inane comments in the vain hope that they might get some equally inane comments in return, in order to boost their own crippingly small sense of self-worth.

harsh but true.

HEY LUV UR SPACE LOL LEAVE A COMMENT ON MINE!!! XOXOXOXOX

by parlez August 23, 2005