Camel ass bitch

A female who has an exceptional thirst or desire for the male genitalia.

Jeremy: "Alana was all up on every guy at that party last night like a cat in heat"
Me: "Yeah, she's a camel ass bitch"

by jesustakethewheel March 14, 2013

Camelteasing

To tease with one's own cameltoe.

Shayna had a cameltoe the whole night last night and she knew it. She was totally camelteasing me.

by Chwis77 May 14, 2015

Ten Pounds of Camel Shit in a Nine Pound Bag

Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.

"Oh bin Laden,
You fucking make me gag;
You're like ten pounds of camel shit
In a nine pound bag."

by JustAnotherGuy February 2, 2005

camel penises

a word used to express frustration or anger. can be used in place of "fuck", "damn it", "aw shit", and other words that the higher powers may not approve of. It may get you some funny looks, but better than than being grounded.

camel penises! I just missed the bus.

by magicallisa March 8, 2009

sucks camel dick

An exclamation of agony to a shitty situation

Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!

by laurenbee123 December 21, 2010

Ghandi's Camel's Hoof

See ''Ghandi's Flipflop'' but a whole lot worse.

Me mouth's as dry as Ghandi's Camel's Hoof mate!

by Camelhead5 January 17, 2010

Camel Spit

When a girl is giving you head, and then spits your seaman in your eye.

"Oh man this girl last night was giving me head and she camel spit me man!!"

by KrisBoJangles January 29, 2008