brandma

A tired old brand that buys creative young upstarts to stay relevant.

The best example of a 'brandma' right now is Google. Not nearly as hip and cool as it used to be, with security and the bedside manner of the CIA and a veneer of vague banality.

by The Omnipresent One October 29, 2007

brandon hurst

a great guy. hot and loves to party. has huge muscles. loves coke when he is high. everyone is dtf when they see this guy.

Brandon Hurst why are you doing coke while high. Oh it doesnt matter because you are so sexy and i want to have sex with you.

by yummmmmmmm July 3, 2012

Brandon

Not smart as fuck very retarded watch Pornhub

Brandon you are the the fuck tard I luv. <3

by Brandon Rus September 12, 2016

brandon’s mom

cunt

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”

by christian pryor likes children February 15, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the most perfect and amazing human bean you’ll ever come across in life. Constantly making you feel loved and appreciated, he is so kind and loving, so smart and funny, so determined for the things he loves most and will go lengths for people he cares about. He will notice the things you do and make you feel appreciated and that your efforts are noticed and shows how grateful he is for that. He will write long, sappy messages and make your day and will always be there when you need him. He is so funny you will double over in pain and laugh with tears, he has multiple different laughs that’ll leave you in stitches with each one. He will make you feel like anything can be possible when you love someone so much. He can be so romantic and sappy it’s amazing, can also be a hilarious Dickhead and you’ll love him for those two sides of him, he is the perfect combination of everything, funny, kind, genuine, caring, loving, understanding, supportive, sappy, romantic and just overall perfection in a human bean!

Brandon<3 is a perfect bean
“I love you Brandon” ~Turtle

by Willow>~< July 25, 2019

Brandon King

do not accede on shit he does or have done and perpetuate to fucking do people relish he will revolt anyone in every way possible see him no more than a incalculably narcissistic sphincter and a revolting monotonous solitaire playing derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. He is the true definition of a fuck boy.

Brandon likes beating on women and love to have complete utterly control of everyone surrounding him. Dont be a Brandon king.

by DG King January 4, 2020

Brandon

the trashiest guy in the world. will 100% break your heart.

Brandon is an absolute jerk. I hope he rots.

by keroppi luvs u September 30, 2020