Barney

Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this:
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?

Hey kids beer is good!

by Frogger April 30, 2005

Bruce Banner

Bruce Banner are a Swedish thrashcore/power violence band. They have two vocalists: One screamer and one growler.

Bruce Banner do a sick cover of Demon by Septic Death.

by crustfan April 14, 2007

Hippity Hop to the Barber Shop

A slang phrase used to express the desire for someone else to leave. Roughly equialent to telling someone to get the hell out.

First known occurance of the phrase was on the U.S. sitcom "Scrubs", said by Dr. Cox when telling Elliot Reed to leave

Dr. Cox: Get out of here, go ahead, go, go, hippity hop to the barber shop

by Conor Clarke March 27, 2008

Barberino

The weird kid that sits in the back of the classroom doing shady shit, such as jerk off during math class or sniff a line. Other characteristics are not wanting to shake hands in church, bring dirty panties to elementary school, or hack into another person's account on some website, ensuing havoc by littering the account with swear words.

Looks like Barberino's at it again, wanking that 1 incher of his in the back.

by UsedKleenex April 27, 2017

Barker

Lame person that has sex with dogs and plays wow all day.

You damn barker! Stop banging Bailey and leveling your rogue!

by McShakes October 13, 2009

banner ads

Billboards for the internet. When you're trying to concentrate on something on the internet, one of these pops up, flashing that you're a winner, or if you shoot the duck, you will be.

"Shoot the duck and win a prize!"

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

banerrylope job

When a woman sucks a man's penis after it has been dipped into a strawberry, banana, cantelope shake.

Venesa gave this one dude a banerrylope job and he loved it!

by rollin' with the kc crew. August 31, 2009