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Bacon Gauge 

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon
Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.
Bacon Gauge by EL0C June 1, 2013

Bacon Dip 

The overwhelming urge to hump the air or objects around you when you see, smell, or think about eating Bacon.
Adrienne started to do the bacon dip when she smelled Ashley's BLT sandwich.
Bacon Dip by Bailey617 December 9, 2013

Bacon Turtle 

A Turtle, usually a King Turtle of the Royal Turtle Guard. Also a word for assorted meats shaped like a turtle.

A Bacon Turtle loves bacon and spreads the word and belief of Bacon. Bacon Turtles and Turtles alike are enemies of the Panda Army and the Penguin Union. The King Bacon Turtle was defeated at The Puffin-Koala Gap by the Pan-da Warriors in PANDA 7 (Panda Years), and he later retreated to plot an all-out war on the Panda Army. The Bacon Turtle and his Royal Turtle Guard is no match for the Elite Pan-da Warriors.

The Bacon Turtle began at a humble little wood building on the corner of a busy street, titled: Bacon Turtle & Associates. They sold chocolate-covered bacon and bacon shaped like turtles. Since then, they have grown into a legitomato army. The Bacon Turtle and his associates are the exclusive members of the I Don't Care Club. The Turtle Motto is "Viva la Bacon, TGIF" (Long Live Bacon, Thank God It's Friday).
Bacon Turtle: Kneel before your almighty ruler, the Bacon Turtle!
Panda: No.
Bacon Turtle: Then you will face a life of bacon deprivation. Take him away, Royal Turtle Guard!
Panda: Is this some sort of torture, because I'm not addicted to bacon...
Bacon Turtle: Are you insulting my religion? Do you wish to say that you are against bacon? You will be locked in a room with bacon!
Panda: Free bacon is fine with me...

Epic Meal Time: We're cooking up some BACON, AND TURTLES! THAT MEANS BACON TURTLES!

bacon toast 

a piece of toast usually enjoyed with lots of bacon.
Bob: you want some bacon toast

Fred: What's that?

Bob: its a piece of toast with bacon
bacon toast by Da-Devil March 5, 2014

bacon taco 

a taco sell mad from bacon
Cace: Dude i just had the best bacon taco in my life
bacon taco by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014

bacon socks 

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon
Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"
bacon socks by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014