butt pirate

a male into backdoor shenanigans who acquires booty from another male

a swashbuckler,sword dueler

one who wears an eye patch and does the pie snatch of a guy's hatch

Wham was a band in the 80's that consisted of just two butt pirates and nothing more.

by ( o )( o ) December 9, 2003

butt queef

Unlike a fart, it is the release of air trapped during anal sex.

ffppptt

Joe "What was that?!?!?"

Joyce "You're fucking me in the ass so hard I butt queefed, keep going!!!"

by Ivanov rednalo July 11, 2010

butt head

a stupid, obstinate, or perverse person.

Biff Tannen was a butt head.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Butt-Fucked in the Face

To have served, for at least two years, on active duty, at Minot Air Force Base, as a Security Forces Member.

Or

To be so brutally and forwardly 'fucked over' by another person or persons that your face is no longer your face, but your ass.

"Hey, didn't you serve up in Minot at Minot Air Force Base?"

"Yeah, I was butt-fucked in the face for three years."

by Muckwarrior September 14, 2009

Butt Raptor

In some cases, before taking a relieving poop there's an air pocket in your butt that explodes before your thump tugging turd is released into open waters. When this happens, the air released from the butt cheeks makes a distinguishing sound that resembles a raptor...so don't be startled, often occurs when eating baked beans and watching Jurassic Park.

Guy 1"Did you just get out of the bathroom?"

Guy 2"Yea. Why?"

Guy !"I swear to god your ass is a rabid Butt Raptor"

I was sitting in a bathroom stall at the Arclight theater and I heard a fucking Butt Raptor in the next stall. So I wiped my ass and got the fuck out of there.

by bobsagnuts October 1, 2009

Butt stew

A load of diarrhea, dumped out of your anus that meets all three of the following conditions:
1) It's hot.
2) It's the product of too much protein.
3) It makes many splashing noises.

"Dude, I just dropped a load of butt stew."

"Man, I've been dumping butt stew all week."
"Fwehw! Who laid this butt stew!"
"I just crapped out enough butt stew to feed africa..."

by Unhappy Crapper October 21, 2009

Butt - Chop

The act of administering a traditional wedgie by means of a karate chop. One must have ninja like skills to Karate chop so their hand lines up perfectly with the crack of the victim.

The fact that Jeremy was going "Commando" didn't prevent me from giving him a wedgie. I just gave him a Butt - Chop instead.

by Tonious November 2, 2010