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alabaster banana chamois

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock
Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois
by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005
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banana cream pie

When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.
i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!
by Your Mom April 10, 2005
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Banana Bandit

This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.
Aww fuck, Banana Bandits stole m' sammich!
by Cayk September 20, 2010
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Banana Boner Jammer

When you have a Boner, have your female accomplice smack your cock with a Banana until the Boner goes away.
Dude, I had a boner for like 4 hours for no reason and it hurt so I had your mom give me a Banana Boner Jammer .
by FatalBuddha July 19, 2009
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Bananager

A Senior Manager that eats a lot bananas.
Gene, stop bananaging us . We know you eat bananas but you can't talk to us that way, Senior Bananager.
by whatgivesson November 19, 2016
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Hannah Banana

Hannah Banana is someone who is funny but posh and beautiful at the same time if anyone is lucky to have a Hannah Banana cherish the time you Have with them
Guy #1: I need a girl that can do everything. Guy#2: What you need is a Hannah Banana!
by Yelsnia Deer December 5, 2017
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sex with a banana

A girl who doesn't have a dildo will sometimes use a banana. She'll balance it on a pile of really tall pillows, and then straddle them, which forces the banana deeper inside allowing it to put more pressure on her clitoris. She'll rock back and forth, leaning forward and back, even bounce up and down to force it in and out.

Done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn't hurt their first time.
I felt really horny last night and didn't have my dildo nearby so I grabbed a banana and rammed it deep inside. God having sex with a banana feels sooo good!
by alanafrommontana October 22, 2006
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