Autisticism

When you look closely at your eyes in the mirror to find a slight bit of retardant in the retina.

Wow my eyes look corked up. Do I ha autisticism?

by CorkyPThatcher December 8, 2023

Autism

Guys named Kentrell Lewis

Kentrell Lewis has Autism

by Kap00py February 10, 2024

Autisisist

An extreme expert in autism or being autistic

Bill”what are you?”
Mandela”an autisisist”

by C123dagoat February 10, 2024

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024

Autism

Basically the meaning of retard. No one with autism should be understood because theyre all retarded.

user1: hi friend
user2: hii

user1: i have to tell you something
user2: ofc bro
user1: i have autism
user2: fuck you im unfriending you bye retard

by VAXRO February 22, 2024

Autism Bragging

Conspicuously highlighting 'neurodivergency' or autism or 'being on the spectrum' to an audience for personal gain.

Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions

There is Bob autism bragging again to investors to try to get more money for his hedge fund.

by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024

autisthick

Being so mind-blind as an autistic person that you totally miss the intended meaning of something someone else says, especially when they use irony or sarcasm, or you join a conversation and blurt out something stupid or offensive because you didn't realize what they were _actually_ talking about, or you laugh at a joke that wasn't a joke, or you don't notice it when someone is making mad love-eyes at you. Essentially, a complete failure to read between the lines or to read the room or to read expressions.

OMG I feel so stupid. I was at a party and I was telling someone about a book I'd read. They'd say stuff like "How fascinating," and so I'd tell them more and more, and then finally they said, "Hey, I need to go to the bathroom real quick, you wait here." After a long time passed, I realized they were never coming back. I guess they were being sarcastic about it being fascinating. I feel so autisthick.

by Lexi Phile February 25, 2024