anal art
Art which is 100% organic and the result of bowel issues. Especially when sweetcorn is a decorative feature.
anal art by Steve The Plasterer December 13, 2015
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Toilet Art
The remnants of a high velocity shit spackled on to the toilet bowl leaving a majestic vision that can only be deemed a work of art.
I left a Pollock # 5 in my girlfriends toilet, I really hope she appreciates my toilet art the way I do.
Toilet Art by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018
Abstract art
It's something that people do and make a lot of money but 3 year olds can do it too but they don't make any money
Abstract art by Mlg noscoper 69696969420 November 16, 2017
Seagull Art Director
The term was coined at ad agencies to describe an art director that avoids involvement in a projects until it becomes a perceived problem at the production phase. Usually a result of forgetting the project was in the works. The art director will make a scene with their production team, order revisions (usually very minor taste fairy changes) and vanish as quickly as they appeared.
This type of art director is sometimes called a "seagull" for short.
This type of art director is sometimes called a "seagull" for short.
Production person 1: "Was that the art director} making all that noise?"
Production person 2: "Yeah, he was being a seagull art director. He swooped in, made a [bunch of noise, shit all over everything and flew away."
Production person 1: "Are you going to do what he wants?"
Production person 2: "Nope."
Production person 1: "Are you going to do what he wants?"
Production person 2: "Nope."
Seagull Art Director by Maniac in a Speedo May 4, 2018
Postmodernist Art
Pointless, ugly, unpleasant dribble that could enter a competition against found garbage and still lose made by talent-less posers steeped in smug, self-affirming attitudes of rebellion and uniqueness, while in fact being neither rebellious nor unique.
You can't thrash on the floor and make screeching noises in the MoMA and call it postmodernist art. It's not edgy and nihilistic, you just suck too much to actually make anything.
Postmodernist Art by The One True Dodd August 28, 2018
Dirty Art
The act of painting a Van Gogh style image with your dick on your partners back and ass after a thorough/ rough ass fucking. Using a nice mix of cum, lube, shit, and possibly blood.
Last night I did a Dirty Art on Rachel it was Sunflowers in a Vase and frankly was almost to beautiful to wash off.
Dirty Art by Early the Pearl June 14, 2019