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Surreal Estate Agent

1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.

2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.
The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.
by Big John & the Boys July 2, 2018
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Fate's Agenda

Means an event you were trying to avoid was meant to happen to you. In terms of real life, fate is something you can't escape and is uncontrollable. In greek mythology The Fates are a group of three weaving goddesses who assign individual destinies to mortals at birth. So to be on their agenda means your on their schedule and not your own. Most of the time it means death.
Thief: *Sitting in Bar*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
by Spider-Panda September 24, 2019
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raphtalia hood agency

The best irony oc gang on instagram, they post the most fire edits but they sadly disbanded after there dearest president and founder raphtaliahoodmoments got deleted sadly on dec 20 2019
Long live raphtalia hood agency . the best oc gang ever #llrha
by eeeeeeejkekeeek December 26, 2019
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jaehyun eboy agenda gc

a groupchat where people thirst over kpop idol jeong jaehyun and occasionally cry over him.

also a place full of adults simping for a guy that doesn’t even know they exist.
every member is a clown.
jaehyun eboy agenda gc:

A: "i miss jaehyun"
E: "shut your oompa loompa leprechaun ass up a"

M: "what does it say i‘m blocked"

R: "wait, skz is an abbreviation for stray kids??? i thought skz chan was his legal name"

all members: "jaehyun sexc"
by liliaceaesolar April 11, 2020
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Directory user agent

DUA is instead of DIA

DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.

We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!

instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.

Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!

How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!

Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!

All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA

The world is at PEACE 🌎
by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021
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digital marketing agency

Inclined Media is a rising digital marketing agency founded with the sole purpose of helping companies make powerful audience connections with a core focus on brand acceleration and innovation.

As the agency is a 360-degree digital marketing agency it offers services like :
Brand Design and Strategy, Audience Analytics, Content Writing and Strategy, Website Development, Graphic Designing, Social Media and Ads SEO, Email Marketing, Influencer Marketing Social Media Marketing, and PR coverages.

For more information please visit our website www.inclinedmedia.in
Inclined Media is the best digital marketing agency in India.
by Aakarsh Srivastava November 23, 2021
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The Good Estate Agent

Changing the face of estate agency. An estate agent that cares about you and ensures they work hard for their fee. Getting you the best price for your home and providing top notch communication along the way!
Are you selling your home? You must use The Good Estate Agent!
by TGEA November 23, 2021
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