Alberto

He is overacting in every situation.

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.

by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022

albert

funny man that is FAT

" albert is fat "

by AK - 0 September 18, 2022

Abarta Snot Dragon

When you "hack" snot into your girls mouth then shove your cock down her throat, causing snot to rocket out of her nostrils.

"Hey girl, would you be down to try the Abarta Snot Dragon?"

by jlanger926 October 18, 2022

Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!

Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!

by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022

Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.

I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.

by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 1, 2023

Alberto

Short kings with the biggest dick you’ll ever see

“Oh your such an Alberto”

by Johnathan smiths February 23, 2023

Alberta

Is not a druggy nor a word to use in nsfw. Alberta is a normal person and a place in canada where its citizens are not bad and alberta is not a large piece of fecal matter.

Alberta is not so bad

by Fixingdefenitions March 7, 2023