shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.

Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?

by Steel Can July 10, 2016

fluxsys balls

Blue balls x10

friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?

friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months

friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!

by flardy December 1, 2019

dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

by ste w October 30, 2013

the cock and the balls of it

giving the readers digest version of something, AKA "the gist of it"

I'm a very busy man and I don't have time for long drawn out explanations, just give me the cock and the balls of it.

by Special needs student September 1, 2012

Hoppy Ball

When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.

Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!

by Scopey January 16, 2011

Devil's Balls

When you open up the oven to check on your food and get blasted with the hot air from inside.
Like a slap in the face from the balls of the devil.

"Careful when you open the oven! You'll get the Devil's Balls!"

"Ah!"
"What happened?"
"Just got hit with the Devil's Balls while looking at the pizzas."

by tenkunsfw November 8, 2019

balls to the wall

term used by pilots. when accelerating quickly, the throttle is pushed all the way to the panel and the throttle lever (ball) actually touches the panel (wall). Hence, balls to the wall.

by Geoff Ahn September 30, 2003