The living dead. A dead and typically rotting person whose carcass has been brought back to life by science, magic, or soul-posession.
Play SEGA's House of the Dead series, and you'll be surprised to find out that zombies can be fast, smart, and deadly.
by AYB March 31, 2003

A zombie is a braindead social parasite who feed off tax dollars that magically appear from "Obama's stash".
They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.
They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.
by Phantom F4 May 20, 2011

One of the most unfairly overlooked bands in history. You've probably heard "She's Not There" and "Time of the Season." Their other stuff is just as good.
by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

Person: I’m going okay Minecraft for the first time!
2 minutes later...
Person: *gets killed by zombie* SHIT
2 minutes later...
Person: *gets killed by zombie* SHIT
by Oblong Cheeto March 12, 2021

by Natalised February 1, 2018

Employee with little or no enthusiasm or drive. Thus spending most of their time with hands in pockets and walking unbelievably slowly. A Lazy.
by mangakanga June 18, 2009
