Situationally Gay

Having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. The person is not necessarily gay.

No I won't march in gay pride parade, I know I make out with dude but I'm only situationally gay man.

by Sassy Butch August 13, 2008

Farrington Situation

a situation at a party/ rave / show where one person starts a riot and mass chaos ensues.

"Dont look now but that brunette is bringing about a farrington situation!"

by FalseAfied January 13, 2010

Sticky Situation

1. A tough situation to get out of, or a sensitive situation.
2. When a female is covered in semen and has no way to clean up quickly.

1. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after agreeing to watch her little cousin's birthday party"

2. "Jenny was in a sticky situation after giving her boyfriend road head"

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Pineapple Situation

An unforeseeable event.

From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"

An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.

by [e-mail] May 18, 2011

Chick and Egg Situation

A situation in which it is impossible to say which of two things existed first and which caused the other.
Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: The chicken
Q: Where did the chicken come from?
A: .....

It's a Chick and Egg situation - I don't know whether I was bad at the sciences because I wasn't interested in them or not interested in them and therefore not good at them.

by Cody Smith! December 28, 2008

The Situation

A nickname for this douchebag on MTV's "The Jersey Shore." His real name is Mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. Instead, The Situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.

"I wish I had abs like The Situation."

"I wish I had a tan like The Situation."

"I wish I could tag fugly broads every night like The Situation."

by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

Situationship

Where your friends (or best friends) with someone, but have that emotional connection with that person in a relationship way. So you’re pretty much a couple but your just friends or best friends.

We live so far away and relationship might not be the way but do you want to be a situationship

by lil_FJ March 30, 2021