Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012
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See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).
by scumbaggage April 30, 2013
Get the zipper sniffer mug.The misleading, bulge-y shape created by a warping zipper in your clothing that makes it look like you have a hard-on underneath the protruding garment, giving it its charming name. This phenomenon is known to strike in pants, hoodies, and many other articles of clothing, especially when bunched up / sitting down.
Kristin : OMG Steven is that a full-chub??!!
Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!
{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}
Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(
Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!
Steven : No no I swear!! It's not a boner - it's my zipper, look!
{Goes to press down the fabric to demonstrate the vacancy of engorged member}
Kristin : Eeeeww gross don't touch your cock!! :(
Steven : Kristin no! It was only a zipperection!!
by SweetFancyMoses September 13, 2013
Get the Zipperection mug.Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.
by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014
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Person 2: "Yeah nah yeah nah, you're alright mate."
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by zippomode January 21, 2019
Get the Zippo mode mug.a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.
c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.
d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
Get the men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper mug."Get off my lawn zipperhead."
by rinner June 27, 2009
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